The Quiz

Here you’ll find all of our quiz questions. Please leave your answers in the comment box below.

Episode #8

Q1. If you stole 14 thousand dollars and were caught but they only thought you stole 7 thousand dollars, what would you do with the remaining 7 thousand dollars? Would you give it back or would you keep it in your wallet?

Episode #7

Question 7 was written on a blackboard, which was eaten by Patsy.

Episode #6

Q1. Why is it, that at the end of the day I have a full dishwasher of dirty dishes and yet all I’ve made is a bowl of soup? Where have all the dishes come from maaaate?

Episode #5

Q1. Why have I got so many boxes of herbal teas… when I don’t fuckin’ drink ’em mate!?

Episode #4 The Christmas Special:

Q1. Who hides in a bakery at Christmas? a. A murderer b. A hungry homeless man c. A mince spy?

Q2. What do you get if you lie under a cow? a. Smelly b. Cold c. A pat on the head?

Q3. What’s the most popular Christmas wine? a. Red wine b. White wine c. I don’t like sprouts.

Q4. What does a frog do if his car breaks down? a. Put his head on the steering wheel and cry b. Get out and go, “Well I’m a frog I don’t drive cars anyway that was just a bit of fun” c. He has it towed.

Q5. We all know Rudolph’s favourite singer was Beyonsleigh, but what is Rudolph’s favourite actor?

Q6. What did one snowman say to the other snowman? a. You look cold b. How am I talking, is this some kind of voodoo? c. Can you smell carrots?

Q7. What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations? a. Something shiny stuck in ya gullet b. Diarrhea c. Tinselitis.

Episode #3:

Q1. If teeth were toothpicks, what would happen if you got food stuck in them? Would you dislodge it with a human tooth?

Episode #2:

Q1. Why are puppies so fascinated with tampon blood?

Episode #1:

Q1. How much longer can I keep drinking Gaviscon before it starts fucking with the lining of my stomach, the very thing I’m trying to repair?

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